October 2010
1 post
August 2010
3 posts
not sure but I think the dude broke up w the woman by singing a song. kind of a awesome way to break up if you’re going to do it.
whoa, the woman just got booted from the bar, like drug out
I think I just witnessed my first karaoke-based domestic dispute. and no, not mine…
July 2010
4 posts
Screw you google for censoring my choice of words using voice search!
Where can I buy stamps without having to go to the post office? I know some 5/3 ATMs have them but I don’t know which ones.
I’m chatting with a hot chick on webcam right now!
I can haz Froyo? - http://ping.fm/OVbCi
June 2010
23 posts
It’s raining here! Granted just sprinkling but it still surprised me.
It
Seriously, you can’t tell me to do something without telling me why I’m supposed to do it
That last bit was supposed to be kristen’s face
Drew just hung onto the ceiling of the party bus and shoved his crotch into Nick and Kristen
San Diego has rickshaws
everything may be up to chance but perhaps we can load the dice
Ian 1, paid Internet access 0
we just accidentally drove up a damn mountain
On my way to the airport, going to California for my brother’s wedding
I have the phone
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Why do men’s shoes cost so much more than women’s? Men can’t buy $5 shoes
I should be getting my new phone by Thursday. I ordered a Moto Droid.
Baby shower? Why does it take a group to wash a child? And bridal shower just sounds obscene!
I’M NOT A MOCODITY!
Ha - “Walk on the ocean/step on a stone” - http://ping.fm/gdL6p
Has anyone ever wondered what happened to Charlie the Unicorn’s kidney? Heather has it!
May 2010
10 posts
test post for Facebook
Ricky got hit on by an octogenarian
I have a blue glow stick trident
Two weeks in a row and she has yet to catch the bouquet. Lucky!
I’d rather be sailing - http://ping.fm/H8jkg
I just realized something: by the laws of physics the existence of a zombie is not impossible, just highly improbable.
April 2010
19 posts
Be very careful when spelling the word “doughnut”. Forget a few letters and you end up with dognuts, and no one wants that breakfast.
The guy in front of me has a bumper sticker that reads car of driving +5
The song “Lose My Breath” by Destiny’s Child is kind of like a theme song for a bad booty call.
Fancy park!
Who says you have to be good at something to enjoy doing it?
“Precious declaration says/I believe all hope is dead no longer”
If the house always wins burn down the house